added 2007 Fri Jun 1 11:01:47 by popfranky
This is dedicated to all women everywhere who have ever had to deal with a public toilet. And it finally explains to all you men what takes us so long.
This is dedicated to all women everywhere who have ever had to deal with a public toilet. And it finally explains to all you men what takes us so long.
added 2007 Mon May 14 19:49:27 by daryllorette
There once was an Indian whose given name was 'Onestone. So named because He had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call Him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
There once was an Indian whose given name was 'Onestone. So named because He had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call Him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
added 2007 Sat May 12 16:22:18 by daryllorette
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, or hovering over 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world.
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, or hovering over 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world.
added 2007 Sat Apr 21 16:04:26 by daryllorette
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; The man should be here soon."
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; The man should be here soon."
added 2007 Fri Apr 20 20:02:44 by daryllorette
This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
added 2007 Sun Apr 15 10:53:22 by daryllorette
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
added 2007 Thu Apr 12 20:34:37 by daryllorette
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
added 2007 Thu Apr 12 20:24:21 by daryllorette
Thought these were clever. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
Thought these were clever. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
added 2007 Thu Apr 12 19:06:03 by daryllorette
I'm over 65 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 35 to join the military.)
I'm over 65 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 35 to join the military.)
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added 2007 Thu Apr 12 14:55:52 by daryllorette
From a strictly Mathematical Viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
From a strictly Mathematical Viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
added 2007 Mon Apr 9 16:37:56 by daryllorette
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
added 2007 Fri Apr 6 21:13:21 by daryllorette
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
added 2007 Tue Apr 3 21:23:52 by Georgeboy
It's very hard to give a description of 3 jokes i can just give you the title, after this it's you to decide if you wish to read them or not.
It's very hard to give a description of 3 jokes i can just give you the title, after this it's you to decide if you wish to read them or not.
added 2007 Sat Mar 17 4:19:47 by EvelinVT
This joke was Voted best Irish joke of 2005! John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!....
This joke was Voted best Irish joke of 2005! John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!....
added 2007 Fri Mar 16 22:37:03 by TheNaughtyOne
At the only hospital in the capital of this tiny West African nation, a 3-year-old AIDS patient named Suleiman receives his daily dose of medication -- a murky brown concoction of seven herbs and spices served out of a bottle that once contained pancake syrup.
At the only hospital in the capital of this tiny West African nation, a 3-year-old AIDS patient named Suleiman receives his daily dose of medication -- a murky brown concoction of seven herbs and spices served out of a bottle that once contained pancake syrup.
added 2007 Thu Mar 15 15:43:58 by daryllorette
Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Oldies Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Oldies Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
added 2007 Thu Feb 22 6:13:07 by EvieVonTess
This is a joke about a girls first time and inviting her boyfriend over to meet her parents.... funny ending!
This is a joke about a girls first time and inviting her boyfriend over to meet her parents.... funny ending!
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