http://joke.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for joke en Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:01:47 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2020306 unknown@Netscape.com This is dedicated to all women everywhere who have ever had to deal with a public toilet. And it finally explains to all you men what takes us so long. Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:01:47 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2020306cleanjokepublicrestroomNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1896296 unknown@Netscape.com There once was an Indian whose given name was 'Onestone. So named because He had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call Him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' Mon, 14 May 2007 19:49:27 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1896296jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1863888 unknown@Netscape.com Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, or hovering over 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world. Sat, 12 May 2007 16:22:18 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1863888oldfolksjokesjokeNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1555546 unknown@Netscape.com There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; The man should be here soon." Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:04:26 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1555546jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1543420 unknown@Netscape.com This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:02:44 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1543420jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1454946 unknown@Netscape.com This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:53:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1454946jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1416124 unknown@Netscape.com A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. Thu, 12 Apr 2007 20:34:37 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1416124jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1423602 unknown@Netscape.com Thought these were clever. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." Thu, 12 Apr 2007 20:24:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1423602jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1415519 unknown@Netscape.com I'm over 65 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 35 to join the military.) Thu, 12 Apr 2007 19:06:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1415519jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1415217 unknown@Netscape.com From a strictly Mathematical Viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:55:52 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1415217jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1370999 unknown@Netscape.com For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:37:56 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1370999jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1334255 unknown@Netscape.com Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:13:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1334255jokefunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1284052 unknown@Netscape.com It's very hard to give a description of 3 jokes i can just give you the title, after this it's you to decide if you wish to read them or not. Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:23:52 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1284052jokeTexasdoctorsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1032897 unknown@Netscape.com This joke was Voted best Irish joke of 2005! John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!.... Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:19:47 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1032897funnyjokesirishSt.patricksdaybestjokeNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1031691 unknown@Netscape.com At the only hospital in the capital of this tiny West African nation, a 3-year-old AIDS patient named Suleiman receives his daily dose of medication -- a murky brown concoction of seven herbs and spices served out of a bottle that once contained pancake syrup. 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